id be glad to
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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