I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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