We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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