The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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