I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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