Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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