You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
