omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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