I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Then you guys just all showered together...?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
why is half of my head shaved?
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