Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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