That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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