oh god the rape fog is back!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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