Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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