Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
never play flip cup with pint glasses
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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