I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this beer tastes like vomit already
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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