I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
