Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My ass is underappreciated
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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