discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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