I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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