There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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