I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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