Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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