im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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