...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
dude. I can hear the air.
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