I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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