arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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