I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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