I can't breathe out the right side of my face
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she pinky promised me she was 18
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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