Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
