i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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