ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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