Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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