I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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