I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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