whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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