i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I want to fling myself into the sun
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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