just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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