I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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