So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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