I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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