You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
