i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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