we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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