If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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