Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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