I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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