Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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