I want to stick my p in your. b.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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