He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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