I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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