Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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