spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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