Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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