You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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