She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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