sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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