Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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