then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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