Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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